The Toilet Paper Fairy
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The toilet paper fairy lives at night.
And is seldom seen out in the days brightest light.
She's not your ordinary fairy, elf or brownie.
You know the kind that creeps in and cleans,
while your away from home.
Nor is she the type that finishes the shoemaker's jobs
so that his children won't starve.
No, to get anything from the t.p. fairy.
you must sneak into her very home.
Past her grey watchful guardian,
with its piercing yellow eyes, wings a fluttering.
knowing if you make the wrong move,
it will alert the world and set troubles upon you.
Or simply startle you with some sage bit of advice about your life.
Having passed the grey guardian,
You must then creep past the portals, into the very heart of the fairy's home
to find the gift at the end of your mission.
That single roll of toilet paper that she keeps there.
JUST FOR YOU...
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